Last Wednesday saw a weakened Narwhals team square up against a National League fresh Croydon II’s. As it was the start of the winter...

The 24th October saw the Mighty Narwhals play the final game of the London League. With Enfield having slipped up against Eastern Otter,...

A Thursday or two ago saw a rag-tag group 10 of Narwhals sacrifice their time to travel to the wastes of East London to play Eastern...

You’d like to think that a game which we handsomely won against a Central London first team would be a memorable affair, but I can’t...

Monday 23rd September saw the mighty Narwhals go for a cheeky Nando’s before travelling to the northern end of the Northern Line to a...

A Blue Planet special spoken in your best Attenborough voice. 21st September Stats As the unusually warm summer draws to a close over the...

Guten Tag meine Polo Friends. Zer Report on der Wasserpolo matchen gegen Zer enemy Croydon from our very own Deutsch correspondent, Herr...

Several Wednesdays ago, the Narwhals played Sutton and Cheam 2’s at Whitgift in a London League match up to add excitement and intrigue...

Wednesday 25th July saw the Narwhals take on their local rivals Croydon at Whitgift Pool. Given that was a week ago and I have been...

Buoyed by not only the absence of Gimli, but also Dr ‘High and Wide and that’s just the passes’ Loveless, an eager and invigorated 9...

This week we have a double stat attack from our two away games of last week – vs. Sutton & Cheam 2’s and London Orca 2’s. Unfortunately I...

Despite the heroics of last night (did someone say penalties?), I had to get this match report out before the next game. With England’s...

A heat wave, an unexpected result, people on the streets – yes the World Cup is on, but make time in your schedule because Water Polo is...

In the spirit of the World Cup, this week’s stats report follows a football theme. The entire update delivered in the medium of football...

The Narwhals travelled to the familiar waters of Putney Leisure Centre on a warm Monday night to face the old adversary Avondale 2s. True...

Last Monday night saw the mighty Narwhals take on London Orcas in a battle of the Arctic Whales. Narwhals entered the fray horns up and...

Next report from guest writer Woody – live from Andy’s toy box. This report is accompanied by stats from both games. Goal hanger Bedford...

Only a week late, but Finch Maximus delivers our first report of the day… Narwhals vs. Enfield 2: A Narwhals team buoyed by the absence...

Wednesday 11th April saw a bad water polo team beat a slightly worse water polo team. More through weight of numbers rather than skill...

This week we bring a bit of culture. The match detailed in Japanese Haiku: March 22nd stats Dominant Display Nineteen-sixteen victory But...