18 months ago your brave Narwhals played a competitive polo game, I cannot recall the score or indeed the result as it was not a...

[EDIT: Live from Lockdown, this week’s very (very) late report comes curtosy of Mr. “Punchy” Holah. A man who very much started where he...

[EDIT: This historical gambit has been brought to you by the marketing man himself, Rob Dickinson. The stats combine the last two matches...

[Edit: This week’s post comes courtesy of a now flush Mr. Finch. With his new wealth he hired a ghost writer for this piece…] The 1st...

So far this year the Narwhals have played two games and won two. The polo has been far from perfect, but the results are what matter. The...

[EDIT – We have three “brief” reports for you here. Stats Master has got a little slack and needs to sort himself out. He has also been...

[EDIT – This report was poetically drafted by Gary “Gareeeyyyyyyyyyy” Bowen. Points for working out the source material. A less than...

[EDIT: Due to multitude of reasons, the match reports are again late. Sorry. Here is the first of two reports – game-fully penned by Mr....

[EDIT: Report 2 of 2 from RtHon Charles King-Tenison. Following an exciting few weeks for British Politics, the Narwhals decided to have...

[EDIT: This is the first of two reports provided by our very own Lord of Chunderville – Charles KT. Sorry for the delay, he’d been...

[EDIT: The editor realises that there has been a severe lack of reports and stats posted recently. This is mainly due to his current...

[EDIT: Sorry for the delay. I blame Mr. M. Finch who has been very busy doing many many jobs. Still, at least we have the report now....

Evening all. As we hid the mid part of the season, it is probably worthwhile giving you a quick stats review for the last 6 months… Drum...

[EDIT – This week see’s the debut of Gary “Garreeeeeee” Bowen, providing his very first match report. The games covered in this report...

Last week saw the Narwhals take on Beckenham 2’s in the London League. Our first experience of the new London League rules and our first...

This week the stats report has been updated to include three previous games vs. Orca, Avondale and Otter. Match reports are sold...

[EDIT: Another slightly late entry, this time provided by Mr. Shute. This report was provided in a somewhat more timely fashion, but...

[EDIT: Following a long hiatus, we go back into the archives to look at a game that happened as long ago as February. Due to...

[Edit: Today’s match report comes from Finch Snr. Somewhat surprisingly late for someone who has a lot of time on his hands at the...

[Edit: This game lacked a certain edge because Ed “Budapest” Gamble wasn’t playing, but apparently it still went alright… This report...